The walk from the station at night used to be long and the street lights gave me nothing. I walked home inside the nightmares of the traumatised with the odd pile of undigested noodles to step over. I was careful not to stare too much. They had simply been too much for the lining to … Continue reading Phone Call Bonding →

He’d dragged her down to the local Italian restaurant because he was less likely to be stabbed to death in public. He also knew that she didn’t have the stamina to go on a spree because she had the muscle tone of a dead man’s penis. Down the stairs because this place was underground and … Continue reading The Depressed American →

Sparks like fireflies molested each other in the air and in the darkness shadows gathered to exchange gravelled murmurings because some sick fuck had been fisting their dogs.I think we can agree on one thing, said the tall one.Damn straight, said several voices.And I’m glad you’ve come armed, gents, said the tall one again.WE HAVE … Continue reading The Night Fister →

Three flies played in the cook’s chest hair that sprouted out the top of his apron like pubic hair out the sides of a careless woman’s swimsuit. He flipped the burger patties and with his chin dug into his chest, attempted to disrupt the fornicating filth of the flies. Three times he blew and three … Continue reading Butterface →

I had been interrupted from pretending to work for this bullshit. We all sat around and waited for him to start. Beads of sweat and lonely strands of hair occupied his forehead like unwanted guests. There was a ponytail. It was a last ditch effort to cling to the youth that was as faint as … Continue reading Team Building →

He sat in the doctor's waiting room with his finger in his ear. Digging like a gold miner, he was trying to touch his brain. Malnourished pubes clung to his face in clumps and gave his face insufficient protection from the viciousness of the air-conditioning. A sick and dying elderly woman stared at him with … Continue reading The Source →

Karen’s promotion was not without its casualties. The young salesman who had broken records had also inadvertently broken her heart when he failed to show the appropriate amount of interest in her. A sexual harassment accusation and a few out of character outbursts in the company's main showroom later and he was wandering the streets … Continue reading The Promotion →

They sat around the table because serious shit needed to be discussed. Candle light bounced off the walls creating deformed shadows in the darkness and the air was thick like a fart in the shower. What the fuck is this all about and how long will it take? said Gen X.I'm not spending a single … Continue reading The Greatest Generation →

She could never abide by the rules of some God. Fuck. Did He know what it was like to be Her? Yoga mat rolled out in the backyard. Facing the sun as it peaked over the horizon. Hello? Anybody here? Oh, it’s you again. Whore. Positive vibes and nothing ever happened. She didn’t believe in … Continue reading Spiritual, but not Religious →

I had put on a suit for this shit. Ironed the motherfucker myself because this was the sixth time and I wasn’t failing again. Plan B was an ugly woman whose tits you cried into. It was Plan A or nothing. Tiger town. Dusty roads like varicose veins on a fat woman’s leg. My arse … Continue reading Flounder →