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Alpha Priest

Alpha Priest was tired. He was drowning in a sea of demon pussy and he wasn’t sure how much longer he could fight it off. He had spent hours in the confession box listening to women tell him what they wanted him to do to their boxes and it had worn him down like the … Continue reading Alpha Priest →

barrynishizawa Uncategorized Leave a comment 14th Aug 202014th Aug 2020 4 Minutes

Cunnilingus Sour

Cunnilingus Sour slid with the grace of a garden snail, complete with slimy trail because it was her arms that propelled her forward with her legs askew like chicken wings. Her cunt dragged across the ground leaving its rotten abalone stain behind it. She picked up the phone and mashed the buttons with her pork … Continue reading Cunnilingus Sour →

barrynishizawa Uncategorized Leave a comment 18th Jul 2020 5 Minutes

Where Do You Go When There’s No More Beer In The Fridge?

I didn’t mean for her to fly across the room like that. I just asked her why there was no beer in the fridge and she got all up in my face like I’d called her a cunt or just told her I’d fucked her sister. I pushed her away but she’s a small woman … Continue reading Where Do You Go When There’s No More Beer In The Fridge? →

barrynishizawa Uncategorized 2 Comments 11th Jul 202011th Jul 2020 2 Minutes

The Crime

The room was stuffy and he was sweating but none of this bothered him because he couldn’t keep his eyes off the stain. It was on the wall and right up near the ceiling. He knew it was shit but didn’t know how it had got there. Could you even wipe your arse with a … Continue reading The Crime →

barrynishizawa Uncategorized Leave a comment 3rd Jul 202010th Aug 2020 5 Minutes

The Fisting Kid

Coach ran his hand over his hairless scalp and bits of dry skin fell to the floor like fine snow. He had hit hard times. His biggest prospect had lost his last six fights and four had been by knockout. It was looking like the Fisting Kid was headed for retirement and this troubled the … Continue reading The Fisting Kid →

barrynishizawa Uncategorized 1 Comment 21st Jun 2020 6 Minutes

A Trip to the Shops

It didn’t make sense to him. They were $2 each or three for $5. He approached the young guy at the register. You lot are a right bunch of dickheads, he said.Excuse me? said the young man.You’re ripping yourselves off over there. Someone can’t add up. It should be three for $6. You’re fucking yourselves … Continue reading A Trip to the Shops →

barrynishizawa Uncategorized 1 Comment 13th Jun 2020 4 Minutes

Blue Pill Ice Cream

He hadn’t died in his sleep so he chalked it up as a win. Rays of sunlight forced their way through the cracks in his curtains like horny rapists on speed aiming for the crack of his arse. His eyes hurt, but everything was going to be fine. Today was the day. The ice cream … Continue reading Blue Pill Ice Cream →

barrynishizawa Uncategorized Leave a comment 4th Jun 20204th Jun 2020 3 Minutes

Herpes Dynamite

It was time and time was a passenger train hurtling towards the wall that would grab her soul and drag her to bottom of its ocean of loneliness and feline companionship. The refuge of beta males in waiting and cold and clammy nights of shit tinged breath in the dark asking: may I make love … Continue reading Herpes Dynamite →

barrynishizawa Uncategorized Leave a comment 30th May 2020 5 Minutes

Best Friends

She was his best friend. That was the best he could do at the moment, but he was playing the long game. Nobody knew her as well as he did. Hours and hours he had spent listening to her pour her heart out about the hundreds of guys who had pumped and dumped her. Surely, … Continue reading Best Friends →

barrynishizawa Uncategorized 2 Comments 24th May 202024th May 2020 4 Minutes

Mother

The wooden spoon she had hit them with smashed into splintered shards when she brought it down onto the kitchen bench. GO TO YOUR FUCKING ROOMS, she said and they ran to where she had told them to go. He’d broken it off because of them. No man wants to raise another man’s children and … Continue reading Mother →

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