My friend called me yesterday. He is trying to divorce his cunt of a wife for the fourth time. I went through the same bullshit with him as the other three times. She beats the kids. She’s a bitch. She threw a piece of wood at him. She can’t cook. Valid grievances. They will try again though because she owns the house. The only thing he brought to the marriage was his dick and now he tiptoes around this bitch because he doesn’t want to move back in with his mother. I look forward to hearing from him again in two years for the fifth time.