Two birds frolicked on a branch just outside his bedroom window and their chirpy bullshit was starting to annoy him. She had given him an ultimatum the night before and he was finding it hard to concentrate with those fucking birds rooting around outside. It hadn’t actually been an ultimatum, but he had taken it … Continue reading Vegan Penis
Beto’s bicep was cramping up. He was on the phone to his mother and the weight of his soy device was proving too much for his atrophied muscles. His father had recently been replanted into a larger pot and his mother was calling to let him know how he was. “His leaves are green again … Continue reading Beto
It was his best idea yet. He would show those degenerate sex fiends online. Those guys were gross. He was going to take her to dinner and dancing. It would be such a success that he would be heralded as a masculine sage for generations to come. It was such a logical thing to do. … Continue reading Dinner & Dancing
The old man was mad. Nobody had told him shit and now he’d made a fool of himself driving around town looking for a damn video store. He kept looking at the fuel gauge on the dash. The fuel seemed to be draining from his car like the short term memories his mind sometimes failed … Continue reading Goddamn VHS
The male feminist sat in a state of confusion, staring at his phone. The sweat was gathering under the LGBTI+whateverthefuck rubber bracelet he wore in solidarity. He sniffed his wrist. The combination of sweat and rubber was unpleasant. He looked at his phone again and wondered why she hadn’t texted him back. He had sent … Continue reading The Male Feminist
My friend called me yesterday. He is trying to divorce his cunt of a wife for the fourth time. I went through the same bullshit with him as the other three times. She beats the kids. She’s a bitch. She threw a piece of wood at him. She can’t cook. Valid grievances. They will try … Continue reading A call from a friend.
He was so brave the first time he left the house with a face full of make up. The voice in his head had told him to be himself and after years of being lost in the fog he was finally able to realise that all he had ever wanted was to be a woman. … Continue reading TransBrave